Location: Bondi, Sydney, Australia
Name: Rude - The rudest drunk, the rudest mouth, the rudest hair. RUDE
Location: Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia
Name: The low breed - A disgrace to the last name Clark (check his tat). Thank god it isn’t spelt with an e
Location: Bondi Junction, Sydney, Australia
Name: The Uncle - He’s your favourite Uncle ‘cause he has a beard, so you gave him a hat. Ol’ Unc is sun smart, both a hat and sunnies inside but there is no need for sunscreen he has a rug to protect his delicate face.
Location: Paris, France
Name: Ginger spiced lamb chop - I didn’t know there were French rangas until I ran into this guy, he made up for the lack of rouge in Paris.
Location: Paris, France
Name: The hipster - Respect for his facial hair, not for his choice of shirt or food.
Location: Tivat, Montenegro
Name: The Balkan Beard - His facial hair is as seedy as the tahini he puts on your kebab.
Location: Florence, Italy
Name: The Professional - He knows exactly what he’s doing. Your hair (facial included) is in very good hands.
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Name: Washed-up Willy - Nothing has changed since the 60s, not even his hair.
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Name: The Dullet - The boys in Amsterdam love to keep it long at the back.
Location: The Louvre, Paris
Where better to tame your salad than in a mirror of du musee du Louvre. New levels of vanity.
