Location: Neighbourgoods Market, Downtown Johannesburg, South Africa
The complete package: watermelon hotpants and a denim sleeveless are elegantly worn below a craftly sculpted Ranga Beard. Or “Reard”, as they have become affectionately known in biker circles
Location: Darlinghurst, Sydney, Australia
Ranga beard, mo shirt, flat brimmed, hipster FREAK!
Location: Sydney, Australia
Name: Batkav - it’s darker than Batman’s cape and thicker than Catwoman’s pubes.
Location: Bondi, Sydney, Australia
Name: The chipmunk - Give him a nut and name him Alvin
Location: Potts Point, Sydney, Australia
Name: The Sheep - No it wasn’t a dress up party, he thought it was cool to wear a sheep. Not bad facial carpet.
Location: Potts Point, Sydney, Australia
Name: Electric fuzz - Great beard, shit hair.
Location: Canberra, ACT, Australia
Hair and sport are a match made in heaven and we at The Hair Affairs like any team or player who displays exceptional facial hair. With the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs coming to an end the traditional playoff beards are looking exceptional.
A little closer to home a few of the Brumbies boys are doing a pretty good job too, congrats to Scott Fardy, Nick White and Kimami Sitauti. There is no doubt what so ever that facial hair can be attributed to their success this year. Maybe that pube O’Connor or fun boy Cooper should take a leaf out of the Brumbies book and stop focusing on their newly groomed part.
CELEBRITY OF THE WEEK
Name: WG Grace
Description: He’s been described as one of the greatest of all time and with hair like that who could argue! What he lacks up top he certainly makes up for down the order!
Location: Woollahra, Sydney, Australia
Name: The Wizard - Only he knows the power of facial hair, all he’s missing is a wand.
Location: Woollahra, Sydney, Australia
Name: The Lumberjack - Full blown protection from Sydney’s hostile environment.
Location: Bondi, Sydney, Australia
Name: Ned Kelly - I don’t even have words for this piece of art.
Location: Bondi Junction, Sydney, Australia
Name: The Uncle - He’s your favourite Uncle ‘cause he has a beard, so you gave him a hat. Ol’ Unc is sun smart, both a hat and sunnies inside but there is no need for sunscreen he has a rug to protect his delicate face.
Location: Paris, France
Name: The hipster - Respect for his facial hair, not for his choice of shirt or food.
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Name: Washed-up Willy - Nothing has changed since the 60s, not even his hair.